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Illogically Learning To Do Gaming Videos

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 Illogical conclusions about how things should be are always going to be a problem. Especially when you consider that nothing logical has happened to me in the last 14 months. As we continue with the madness that is the current world things just seem to continue to get weirder and more illogical. For around 9 months I posted on TikTok and YouTube shorts on an extremely stable and consistent basis. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, usually around 09:00 or 15:00 which would deliver wildly different results. Like I had a video where I genuinely did something amazing in Fortnite, taking out several people in less than a minute, to get a Victory Royale. That clip never got more than 400 views on YT shorts, and I think it didn’t break through 200 on TikTok. Understandably, I was peeved and annoyed. The very next week though, I posted a clip of me jumping in the original Prince of Persia Sands of Time game, I barely said anything. That video somehow jumped to well over 1000 views on Yo...

What Went Wrong With American Pie

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American Pie is a movie that released in 1999 about four friends, and Stiffler, that are in their senior year of high school. As is normal with these types of teenage movies they are all virgins and they set up a goal to have sex with someone by the end of their senior year.   Several different hijinks occur throughout the movie. Our titular character, Jim Levenstein, for example violates a poor apple pie, has a model girl from Europe somewhere force him to striptease, and then ultimately, he ejaculates much too early. All of these are rather hilarious and rather awkward moments between him, his friends, and family. He has three other close friends, Kevin Myers, Chris Ostreicher, and of course Paul Finch. Each of these have their own challenges throughout the movie, from having to deal with being unable to use the school bathroom, having their entire playbook out of an actual Shakespeare written by Americans book, and of course having an unwilling girlfriend.   Tho...